
MAY, 30
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1-3’S AND 7’S
Action / Gangster
The Cast: Orlando Bloom, Russell Crowe, Ken Watanabe, Rene Russo. Cameo by Robert De Niro
The Director: Quentin Tarantino
The Screenwriter: David Makalaster
The Plot: Poker ace Michael San Quentin (Bloom) makes his living hustling tourists and scamming casino's in the city of chances, Las Vegas. But when he is invited to the private table of gangster courier Lazarro (Crowe), things take a turn for the worse. In desperation, Lazarro bets the merchandise he is supposed to deliver, an invaluable golden dragon belonging to the chinese triad, and loses.
Unknowingly, Michael pawns it off to pay for a weekend of booze and hookers and, upon returning to the land of the living, has to face up against both sides. Lazarro, fearing his superiors reaction to him failing to deliver the goods, is hell-bent on recovering the dragon and killing Michael.
On the other side, the triad sees an opportunity to claim the dragon without having to hold their end of the bargain and sends feared assassin An Mu Rong (Watanabe) to retrieve it and/or kill Michael.
Michael desperately tries to track down the dragon but finds that it has been sold on to casino mogul Anna Sands (Russo), a woman with suspected mafia-ties and an equally ruthless style of business. After Michael tries to barter with her,she decides to have him killed so as to prevent him letting anyone know she has the statue.
Michael manages to flee but he is pinned down in the casino lobby by both Lazarro and his thugs, Rong and his henchmen and Sands and her security officers. All are out to get him. In the ensuing firefight, Lazarro and Rong are shot and Sands fall to her death from a balcony. Michael survives(barely) and reclaims the dragon in order to get the mafia off his back.
In the very last scene, mafia bigwig Mr. Jackson (De Niro), gladly accepts the dragon but upon examining it closer, angrily determines it to be a fake.

Stark’s Comment: After four movies for CMP, the more tarantinesque movie from Tarantino. Here he is at his best. Pure action in the purest Tarantino’s style. Will this fourth attempt finally become a Quentin’s blockbuster for the Studio? Hope so…
2-LOBO
Action / Sci-fi / Comedy
The Cast: Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart, Ed Harris, Jenna Fisher, Michael Ironside, Jack Black, Ryan Reynolds
The Director: Robert Rodriguez
The Screenwriters: Ben Tyler & Matt Kubrick
The Producer: Matt Kubrick / Midnight Movies
The Plot: Czarnia was a planet of peace and tranquility...until the day Lobo (Vin Diesel) was born. Upon his birth, he bit off four of the midwife's fingers. Throughout his childhood, he causes mischief, destroyed property, and kills at least three of his school principals, until one day he decides he's sick of his home planet and destroys it ("as a high school science project"). The only remaining buildings are Lobo's home, the adjacent space dolphin pen, and Al's Diner, where he frequently harasses the owner, Al (Ed Harris), and flirts with its only waitress, Darlene (Jenna Fischer).
His "kick-ass musical motivation" comes from a radio receiver implanted into his brain, which receives Cosmic Rock Zombie Radio, a station where Lobo threatened the DJ Wolfman Wilf (Jack Black) to play "I Killed My Folks (No Accident)" by Oedipus Wrecks 365 days a year, 24 hours a day under penalty of mangling.
After leaving Czarnia, Lobo becomes one of the best bounty hunters in the galaxy, usually eviscerating his target with his trademark hook and chain. One day, while feeding his pet space dolphins (one of the few things or people in the universe he actually likes), a space car piloted by Garryn Bek (Ryan Reynolds), a member of an intergalactic crimefighting organization called L.E.G.I.O.N. (Licensed Extra-Governmental Interstellar Operatives Network) swerves out of control and runs over one of the space dolphins. Furious, he goes on a personal mission to eviscerate Garryn Bek.
Along the way, Lobo meets Vril Dox (Patrick Stewart), the leader of L.E.G.I.O.N. While the two initally get along, both individuals' confrontational natures take over, and the two challenge each other to a fistfight. During the fight, Vril Dox uses his powers to turn Cosmic Rock Zombie Radio off-the-air, and Lobo, without his usual musical motivation, loses the fight. As a result of the terms of the fight, Lobo is forced to join L.E.G.I.O.N. Additionally, since L.E.G.I.O.N. headquarters was destroyed over the course of the fight, L.E.G.I.O.N. must meet at Al's diner and bunk in Lobo's house. Although he hates sharing his house and having to be a "fraggin' goody-two-shoes lawman," he keeps his word. As a law enforcement agent, he follows the LETTER of the law exactly (although he will cheerfully violate the SPIRIT of the law when the opportunity presents itself).
The plot thickens when L.E.G.I.O.N. is taken over by Vril Dox's son Lyrl (Michael Ironside) and renamed R.E.B.E.L.S. (Revolutionary Elite Brigade to Eradicate L.E.G.I.O.N.'s Supremacy). Vril Dox, however, escapes the compound, and Lyrl orders Lobo to track him down. Using his tracking sense, he manages to find and subdue Vril Dox. However, when he gets back, he finds that Lyrl had kidnapped Darlene the waitress as collateral (as he did not think Lobo could keep his word). Angered, Lobo faces off against Lyrl Dox, killing him by trapping his head in a deep fryer.
As an act of gratitude, Vril Dox releases Lobo from his obligations as a member of L.E.G.I.O.N., and he is allowed to go back to his job as a freelance bounty hunter.

Stark’s Comment: A comic based movie different from all comic based movies. Nothing to do with ‘The Avengers’ or ‘Captain America’. Weird, wild and freak. An extremely violent movie (with the over-the-top nature of the violence being one of the sources of humor). It will become a cult movie for sure. Let’s hope it also makes money.
3-ONLY IN AMERICA
Comedy / Musical
The Cast: Will Smith, Jack Nicholson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jim Carrey, Matt Damon, Jon Favreau, John C. Reilly, Robert Duvall. Cameos by Richard Gere, Aaron Eckhart
The Director: Cameron Crowe
The Screenwriter: Ted Froats
The Plot: The next presidential election is approaching, and with the current President (Eckhart) having a zero percent approval rating, it seems like anyone could do a better job (Cast: An Easy Job, But Someone Has To Do It). In fact, many unlikely people decide to run: A black junior senator (Smith), a former First Lady (Pfeiffer), a populist trial lawyer (Damon), an ancient war hero (Nicholson), a multi-billionaire (Carrey), a Baptist Minister (Favreau), a scandalous former prosecutor and mayor (Reilley), and a B-Level TV Actor (Duvall).
Each candidate begins their campaign, and hones their rhetoric. (Smith: When Kenya Met Kansas), (Nicholson: Another Lesson I Learned In Hannoi), (Carrey: A Good Deal For America), (Favreau: PS, God Says Hello), (Reilley: Save the City, Save the World), (Duvall: As Seen On TV), (Pfeiffer: I Married Well), and (Damon: Look At My Hair).
Amazingly, it begins to look like the Democratic party will either nominate it's first female or black candidate (Smith & Pfeiffer: Only In America). The Republican side is less clear, but if the war hero doesn't get his campaign together, he doesn't have a chance (Nicholson: Take No Prisoners).
As the primaries begin, candidates begin to bow out (Damon: My Closing Arguments) (Favreau: A Reading From The Book Of Revelations). On the Republican side, the war hero gets the nomination, and offers the VP slot to the multi-billionaire (Nicholson & Carrey: A Good Deal For America, Reprise). But the former first lady's campaign is accidently sabotaged by her husband, the former President, leading to a major fight between the married couple (Pfeiffer & Gere: I Married Well, Reprise). The black junior senator ends up with the nomination, and accepts the former first lady as his running mate.
But both VPs have ulterior plans. The millionaire is better that the old war hero will die of old age early in his term (Carrey: A Beautiful Tragedy)...while the former first lady is taking things into her own hands. She gives Secret Service details to a member of the KKK (Pfeiffer: A Shot In The Dark).
But the assassination is botched, and the bullet misses...accidentally striking the former President instead. The former First Couple realize in their final moments together that they really did love each other (Pfeiffer & Gere: I Married Well, Reprise).
Finally, it's time for the election. A huge song and dance number involves the entire cast and thousands of extras (Cast: Election Night).
Meanwhile though, the current President is alone on his final night in the White House, secretly wishing there were some way to stay past eight years (Eckhart: An Easy Job, But Someone Has To Do It, Reprise).
But when the votes are counted, there is a shocking surprise. There ARE no votes to count. Everyone was so excited and wrapped up in the singing and dancing, everyone forgot to vote.
The unprecedented case goes before the supreme court...with the populist trial lawyer defending the Democrats and the scandalous former prosecutor and mayor defending the Republicans (Damon & Reilley: I Object!) But the Supreme Court rules that, since nobody bothered to vote, they must be okay with how things are going after all.
So the Court decides that, in spite of the Constitutional Amendment forbidding it, the current President gets to serve an additional four years after all.
(Cast: Only In America, Reprise)

Stark’s Comment: Froats returns to musical after ‘Carousel’. This time looking for comedy. Probably, the most starry CMP’s cast ever. And a wonderfully funny screenplay. Personally, I am convinced this is going to work. In fact, CMP has approved a really high marketing budget for a musical. What a week… three BIG releases this time. My fingers are so crossed that hurt.
MOVIES IN DEVELOPMENT
VELCRO: Frances McDormand (‘Cursed Neverland’, ‘Man In The Mirror’) is playing Kate Hudson’s mother, an ex hippy now fighting for her daughter and granddaughter, played by Chloe Moretz. Josh Collins has finally decided not directing his pitch. He has preferred to hire Allison Anders to do it. Probably, a woman directing will be a good choice for this very feminine story.
THE DARK TOWER: THE GUNSLINGER: Decision taken. Russell Crowe abandons his latest villain roles to play the main character of this mixture between fantasy and western. Another GMA Winner, Sharon Stone, returns to CMP after ‘The Towering Inferno’ to play his love interest.
THE MISADVENTURES OF HARRY FLASHMAN: Sean Connery is returning to
CMP after quite some time (his last work for CMP was ‘Dungeons & Dragons: The Shattered Orb’) to play Flashman’s father. Other names attached to this production are Arnold Vosloo (‘Hitman: Pain of Destiny’) and the CMP’s debutante Kerry Condon, who’ll be Flashman’s young wife.
CAPTAIN PLANET: At last, green light for this Ben Tyler’s satiric vision of the ecological superhero Captain Planet. After becoming a rock star past Season in ‘The Metal’, now Owen Wilson becomes the hero with the green face as Will Farrell finally decided not playing the character (‘I just realized that Owen was much better than me for the character’, has said Ferrell). The movie will be the first directional experience for Ben Tyler.
DARKMAN: RESURRECTION: Mark Whalberg has never worked for CMP. But this absence will be fixed soon. Whalberg debuts in CMP playing a private detective that helps Michelle Trachtenberg to fight against both Darkman and his best pupil, Heather Graham. Taylor Dooley (‘Welcome to Summer Camp’) will also be seen in this awaited release.
ATLANTIS: Another big production coming up, this one from Matt Kubrick. Steven Spielberg returns behind the cameras in CMP. He had produced but not directed any movie for the Studio since ‘Star Wars: New Order’. Finally, George Lucas won’t be producing this one, as he is not available: he is going to produce another pitch coming up soon. Spielberg, who will also produce the movie, has chosen his main star for this fantasy adventure about the destruction of the legendary Atlantis: Hayden Christensen, who already starred this Season the love story ‘Together Apart’.

THE SEX MONSTER: This is getting even worse… Imagine: a dark wild comedy about a mature woman hooked on sex… and directed by John Waters. Anything can be expected. The brave actress who has accepted such a challenge? Kim Basinger, not seen in CMP since Season 1, when she starred the film noir ‘Dead Man’s Song’.
LYRA: More names for this comedy with a light drama touch from Collins: Woody Harrelson, seen in the two Cell Mates’ episodes, and Alexander Gould, seen past Season in ‘If Tomorrow Never Comes’.
DAISY LANE: More returns to CMP of talents not seen around for a long time. Pierce Brosnan, absent since the end of the Uncommon Valour saga, returns to work for the Studio. Also, making her debut in CMP, Emma Thompson will finally appear in a Studio’s release.
BLACK GUYS: ‘Mr. Sci-fi’ Steve Connors presents his first pitch in Season 8. A fantasy comedy about two white guys that suddenly turn black and have to learn how is like to live with a different skin colour. Chris Rock (‘An American Stroll’) has accepted to be one of the ex-white black guys.

BLU-RAY RELEASE… ‘HOME: THE HI DEF EXPERIENCE’
‘Home’, a war drama, was written and directed by Matt Kubrick and produced by Oliver Stone in CMP’s Season 3. It can be considered as a rarity from Kubrick, an author mainly focused on horror flicks and comic based stories. For once, Kubrick bet for a classic concept with this drama about a marine unit trapped in an ambush near Bagdad. The movie made a box office of 67 millions and got 5 GMA Nominations. Robert Downey Jr. won the GMA for Best Supporting Actor. The allstars cast included Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., Hillary Swank, Forest Whitaker, Ed Harris, James Gandolfini, Julianne Moore and Matthew McGouneghy.
Here is a special edition of the movie under the supervision of Matt Kubrick with the following contents:
- A brand new hi definition transfer with 20 minutes added back into the film.
- Audio commentary with Matt Kubrick, Oliver Stone, Matt Damon, Hillary Swank and Robert Downey Jr.
- ‘2 WEEKS AT BOOT CAMP’: documentary with the cast. Watch everything they went through to get into their roles.
- ‘Making Of’ including interviews with the director, producer and cast and blooper reel.

BEN TYLER AND ‘MONOLITH’
After the recent release of ‘Monolith’, we have found in ‘Time’ magazine an interesting interview where Ben Tyler offers some interesting thoughts about Sci-fi. Due to its interest, we have decided to reproduce them here… with the permission of ‘Time’:
“I actually think that, at its best, science fiction can be just as intellectually stimulating - and often more so - than works of a more "traditional" genre. In fact, a lot of my artistic inspiration comes from the realm of science fiction - Harlan Ellison, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, and the like all helped to shape my view of storytelling.
The key is verisimilitude - making your audience BELIEVE what they're seeing (or reading). When I first read Dune as a wide-eyed, twelve-year-old bookworm, I remember being totally enthralled at the way Frank Herbert was able to portray a feudal interstellar society more than 10,000 years distant from the present, shaped by events that no one could have predicted, in a way that felt logical and real in spite of how fantastic and alien it was. And the notion of verisimilitude has stuck with me ever since. It doesn't matter if your story is about an overweight businessman in 1980's Manhattan or an eight-foot tall genetically-engineered ninja pirate space lawyer with the power to turn his own snot into gold, as long as the audience buys it and finds it engaging (and/or funny). Verisimilitude is the bridge between the narrative as it is presented by the artist and the story as it is experienced by the audience.
The best science fiction has this quality in bucketloads. It doesn't matter if it's hard sci-fi (like 2001) or soft sci-fi (like Star Wars), if it's good, you believe it. It sucks you into its little world full of characters, gadgets, robots, aliens, or whatever - so that you can visualize it in your mind in a way that makes sense and feels like it could be real.
My point is that for any work of fiction to have verisimilitude, it needs to be intelligently written (yes, even those popcorn action flicks). Some movies require different kinds of intelligence and cleverness to pull off successfully, but the basic principle remains the same. In short, what I'm trying to say is that ALL good sci-fi films are intelligent.”
A LOOK AT… PATRICK STEWART
Who is the most active talent in CMP? Johnny Depp? Keira Knightley? Scarlet Johansson? Bruce Willis? No! No other than Patrick Stewart. Joey Stark, Marcus Trax, John Daws, David Makalaster, Ben Tyler, Matt Kubrick… all of them have wanted him in their pitches one time or another. With this week’s release of ‘Lobo’, Stewart becomes the first talent to reach his tenth work for the Studio. And not only that: he is also one of the most profitable stars. He has worked in one ‘200’, three ‘100’, and three ‘90’ and none of his ten movies have had net losses. He more than deserves this week’s tribute. Let’s take a look at his CMP’s filmography:
CORSAIRS (Martin Campbell, B.O.: 169 mill.): First villain for Stewart. He was perfect to play an ambitious british Governor obsessed with capturing Antonio Banderas.
HITMAN: THE MYTH OF JOHN JACKSON (Tony Scott, B.O.: 99 mill.): Stewart plays one of the main characters of John Daws’ saga: Father Michaels. The mentor and the father he never had for Colin Farrel. It was the beginning of a legend.
STAR WARS: NEW ORDER (Steven Spielberg, B.O.: 229 mill.): Trax begun the new trilogy of the most popular franchise ever and Stewart joined the project playing one of its main characters: the Jedi Master Borel Vass. A megahit and Best Picture GMA.
HITMAN: TWO WAYS TO DIE (Tony Scott, B.O.: 125 mill.): Jumping from one saga to another. Again, Stewart / Father Michaels is there to take back Farrel / Hitman to work (including shooting his love, Keira, in a compassionate action).
HITMAN: THICKER BLOOD (Tony Scott, B.O.: 93 mill.): Too much action to resist. Father Michaels’s heart finally failed. Only Farrel and Kate Beckinsale were at his burial. A heart breaking moment.
STAR WARS: MYSTERIES OF THE SITH (Lawrence Kasdan, B.O.: 173 mill.): Back to success. Things were looking bad while Catherine Z. Jones started to flirt with the dark side. Stewart / Borel Vass had to call his forces for retreat as the evil Darth Valis (Daniel Craig) was decided to extinguish all the Jedi.
STAR WARS: BALANCE OF THE FORCE (Lawrence Kasdan, B.O.: 91 mill.): While box office started to turn his back to the franchise, Stewart / Borel Vass passed away to join the traditional reunion of ghostly images that ends up each Star Wars’ trilogy.
THE HOLDERS (Ridley Scott, B.O.: 23 mill.): This time, we only heard Stewart’s voice as the Holder of Knowledge. His lower box office ever, but still avoiding net losses.
HITMAN: PAIN OF DESTINY (Tony Scott, B.O.: 64 mill.): Signs of exhaustion for this franchise too. Anyway, Stewart / Father Michaels resurrects in this prequel where he looked as always although he was seven years younger. And he got his first GMA nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
LOBO (Robert Rodriguez, awaiting release): Stewart returns to the villains’ side. And playing a freaky one: the leader of the evil organization L.E.G.I.O.N. Is Stewart joining here another saga after Star Wars and Hitman? Only time (and box office) will tell.

TALK OF THE TOWN
Now that 'Indy IV' has hit the screens, Joey Stark is considering again resurrecting the idea of making a sequel of 'Dr. Jones and the Sword of Faith', the CMP's movie based on the adventures of Henry Jones I, Indy's father, played by Sean Connery in 'The Last Crusade' and by Ewan McGregor in the CMP's production. Joey Stark has publicly admitted that he already has the premise he would work on. 'After watching the new Indy I just thought: why not?', he has said. Ewan McGregor has also admitted that he would be more than happy playing again Indy's father in his younger years. The only problem is that Steven Spielberg, director and producer of the first movie, has stated more than once that he's not interested in a sequel. 'I cannot imagine making this movie without him', has said Joey Stark.
After the success of 'Faction 12', it seems like Nicholas Cage has found a new project to get involved in. This time, he might work with screenwriter Steve Connors in an action feature about a Special Unit fighting against hackers and cyberterrorists. 'Netchasers' is the title of the project and Cage would play a computing engineer leading that specialized group. This new production will be probably released during Season 8.
Tired of waiting. Peter Jackson, director and producer of the two 'Dungeons and Dragons' episodes, is looking for a new project to develop for CMP. He's been waiting for the third episode of the fantastic saga to be greenlighted before getting involved in any other pitch. But, as Marcus Trax has not sent to CMP the screenplay for that third episode yet, Jackson has decided to look for something else. Right now, it is not sure if DnD3 will be finally released next Season as it was announced. Jackson is still interested in that sequel, but he has said he won't keep waiting without considering other options first.
Spin offs for 'The Avengers'? This one comes from internal and anonymous CMP's sources and the
Studio's Press Office has refused to confirm it. But it is said that Harry Stark has big plans for this new franchise. Next Season, a sequel will be developed. And, after that, Stark could be planning the development of different pitches based on the characters of the saga. If this is true, we could be watching movies exclusively based on Hawkeye, Valkyrie, Thor... or even maybe Iron Man.
The search for He-Man has begun. After we published last week that Viggo Mortensen was not interested anymore in playing the character, CMP and John Daws have started looking for somebody else to do it. The first name that sounded in CMP's offices was Orlando Bloom. But Harry Stark has rejected him. First, because he is committed to another CMP's franchise, 'The Avengers'. And second, cause it is hard to imagine Bloom as fit and muscled as the character demands.
Change of plans. Harry Stark had planned to release the new Wild Cards' spin off, 'Chrysalis', during Season 8. But next Season might be 'too full' of Wild Cards' movies, as it is also planned to release a sequel of 'Yeoman' and the fourth episode of the mainstream story, so Stark has decided to already begin the preproduction of 'Chrysalis' in order to release it this current Season. It will be the first Wild Cards' movie not written by Matt Kubrick but by Joey Stark. CMP has announced that a new bunch of characters will be introduced in this episode looking to spread the franchise universe together with the return of some already known ones.
Director Sidney Pollack passed away this week. Pollack, one of the last 'classics', had worked twice for CMP. He produced and directed the awarded and critically acclaimed 'Deadly Sins' in CMP's first Season. His second work was also applauded by critics and got a nice box office's result. It was 'Warland', starred by Julia Roberts, Mel Gibson and Edward Burns.
SALT & PEPPER
SALT
BEN TYLER: With only three screenplays developed, Tyler has already built up a reputation as a creative and innovative author in CMP’s world. ‘Schroedinger’s Litterbox’ (past Season’s GMA Best Screenplay winner), ‘Quadrophenia’ and ‘Monolith’ have surprised critics and audiences. Now, Tyler takes another risk with a comic based movie with a difference, the ultra violent ‘Lobo’, the first screenplay ever co-written by two CMP’s authors, Tyler and Kubrick. Daring and unpredictable, each Tyler’s new release is becoming a CMP’s event beyond box office’s results.
PEPPER
SHIA LABEOUF: Sorry, Shia, but some more pepper for you… After winning the Best Supporting Actor GMA for his brilliant work in ‘American Heartland’, Labeouf (according to IMDB, this is the right spelling of his surname) became a hard to cast star. He seemed to have become very selective. Shia rejected the offer to return to the sequel of ‘Syndrome’ together with some other offers. But what for? Just to accept a role that wasn’t even the lead character in a comedy like ‘Super Bowl’? Strange choice after too many rejections. Future will tell where his decisions will take him in CMP…
ON THEATRES NEXT WEEK
1-3’S AND 7’S
Action / Gangster
The Cast: Orlando Bloom, Russell Crowe, Ken Watanabe, Rene Russo. Cameo by Robert De Niro
The Director: Quentin Tarantino
The Screenwriter: David Makalaster
The Plot: Poker ace Michael San Quentin (Bloom) makes his living hustling tourists and scamming casino's in the city of chances, Las Vegas. But when he is invited to the private table of gangster courier Lazarro (Crowe), things take a turn for the worse. In desperation, Lazarro bets the merchandise he is supposed to deliver, an invaluable golden dragon belonging to the chinese triad, and loses.
Unknowingly, Michael pawns it off to pay for a weekend of booze and hookers and, upon returning to the land of the living, has to face up against both sides. Lazarro, fearing his superiors reaction to him failing to deliver the goods, is hell-bent on recovering the dragon and killing Michael.
On the other side, the triad sees an opportunity to claim the dragon without having to hold their end of the bargain and sends feared assassin An Mu Rong (Watanabe) to retrieve it and/or kill Michael.
Michael desperately tries to track down the dragon but finds that it has been sold on to casino mogul Anna Sands (Russo), a woman with suspected mafia-ties and an equally ruthless style of business. After Michael tries to barter with her,she decides to have him killed so as to prevent him letting anyone know she has the statue.
Michael manages to flee but he is pinned down in the casino lobby by both Lazarro and his thugs, Rong and his henchmen and Sands and her security officers. All are out to get him. In the ensuing firefight, Lazarro and Rong are shot and Sands fall to her death from a balcony. Michael survives(barely) and reclaims the dragon in order to get the mafia off his back.
In the very last scene, mafia bigwig Mr. Jackson (De Niro), gladly accepts the dragon but upon examining it closer, angrily determines it to be a fake.

Stark’s Comment: After four movies for CMP, the more tarantinesque movie from Tarantino. Here he is at his best. Pure action in the purest Tarantino’s style. Will this fourth attempt finally become a Quentin’s blockbuster for the Studio? Hope so…
2-LOBO
Action / Sci-fi / Comedy
The Cast: Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart, Ed Harris, Jenna Fisher, Michael Ironside, Jack Black, Ryan Reynolds
The Director: Robert Rodriguez
The Screenwriters: Ben Tyler & Matt Kubrick
The Producer: Matt Kubrick / Midnight Movies
The Plot: Czarnia was a planet of peace and tranquility...until the day Lobo (Vin Diesel) was born. Upon his birth, he bit off four of the midwife's fingers. Throughout his childhood, he causes mischief, destroyed property, and kills at least three of his school principals, until one day he decides he's sick of his home planet and destroys it ("as a high school science project"). The only remaining buildings are Lobo's home, the adjacent space dolphin pen, and Al's Diner, where he frequently harasses the owner, Al (Ed Harris), and flirts with its only waitress, Darlene (Jenna Fischer).
His "kick-ass musical motivation" comes from a radio receiver implanted into his brain, which receives Cosmic Rock Zombie Radio, a station where Lobo threatened the DJ Wolfman Wilf (Jack Black) to play "I Killed My Folks (No Accident)" by Oedipus Wrecks 365 days a year, 24 hours a day under penalty of mangling.
After leaving Czarnia, Lobo becomes one of the best bounty hunters in the galaxy, usually eviscerating his target with his trademark hook and chain. One day, while feeding his pet space dolphins (one of the few things or people in the universe he actually likes), a space car piloted by Garryn Bek (Ryan Reynolds), a member of an intergalactic crimefighting organization called L.E.G.I.O.N. (Licensed Extra-Governmental Interstellar Operatives Network) swerves out of control and runs over one of the space dolphins. Furious, he goes on a personal mission to eviscerate Garryn Bek.
Along the way, Lobo meets Vril Dox (Patrick Stewart), the leader of L.E.G.I.O.N. While the two initally get along, both individuals' confrontational natures take over, and the two challenge each other to a fistfight. During the fight, Vril Dox uses his powers to turn Cosmic Rock Zombie Radio off-the-air, and Lobo, without his usual musical motivation, loses the fight. As a result of the terms of the fight, Lobo is forced to join L.E.G.I.O.N. Additionally, since L.E.G.I.O.N. headquarters was destroyed over the course of the fight, L.E.G.I.O.N. must meet at Al's diner and bunk in Lobo's house. Although he hates sharing his house and having to be a "fraggin' goody-two-shoes lawman," he keeps his word. As a law enforcement agent, he follows the LETTER of the law exactly (although he will cheerfully violate the SPIRIT of the law when the opportunity presents itself).
The plot thickens when L.E.G.I.O.N. is taken over by Vril Dox's son Lyrl (Michael Ironside) and renamed R.E.B.E.L.S. (Revolutionary Elite Brigade to Eradicate L.E.G.I.O.N.'s Supremacy). Vril Dox, however, escapes the compound, and Lyrl orders Lobo to track him down. Using his tracking sense, he manages to find and subdue Vril Dox. However, when he gets back, he finds that Lyrl had kidnapped Darlene the waitress as collateral (as he did not think Lobo could keep his word). Angered, Lobo faces off against Lyrl Dox, killing him by trapping his head in a deep fryer.
As an act of gratitude, Vril Dox releases Lobo from his obligations as a member of L.E.G.I.O.N., and he is allowed to go back to his job as a freelance bounty hunter.

Stark’s Comment: A comic based movie different from all comic based movies. Nothing to do with ‘The Avengers’ or ‘Captain America’. Weird, wild and freak. An extremely violent movie (with the over-the-top nature of the violence being one of the sources of humor). It will become a cult movie for sure. Let’s hope it also makes money.
3-ONLY IN AMERICA
Comedy / Musical
The Cast: Will Smith, Jack Nicholson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jim Carrey, Matt Damon, Jon Favreau, John C. Reilly, Robert Duvall. Cameos by Richard Gere, Aaron Eckhart
The Director: Cameron Crowe
The Screenwriter: Ted Froats
The Plot: The next presidential election is approaching, and with the current President (Eckhart) having a zero percent approval rating, it seems like anyone could do a better job (Cast: An Easy Job, But Someone Has To Do It). In fact, many unlikely people decide to run: A black junior senator (Smith), a former First Lady (Pfeiffer), a populist trial lawyer (Damon), an ancient war hero (Nicholson), a multi-billionaire (Carrey), a Baptist Minister (Favreau), a scandalous former prosecutor and mayor (Reilley), and a B-Level TV Actor (Duvall).
Each candidate begins their campaign, and hones their rhetoric. (Smith: When Kenya Met Kansas), (Nicholson: Another Lesson I Learned In Hannoi), (Carrey: A Good Deal For America), (Favreau: PS, God Says Hello), (Reilley: Save the City, Save the World), (Duvall: As Seen On TV), (Pfeiffer: I Married Well), and (Damon: Look At My Hair).
Amazingly, it begins to look like the Democratic party will either nominate it's first female or black candidate (Smith & Pfeiffer: Only In America). The Republican side is less clear, but if the war hero doesn't get his campaign together, he doesn't have a chance (Nicholson: Take No Prisoners).
As the primaries begin, candidates begin to bow out (Damon: My Closing Arguments) (Favreau: A Reading From The Book Of Revelations). On the Republican side, the war hero gets the nomination, and offers the VP slot to the multi-billionaire (Nicholson & Carrey: A Good Deal For America, Reprise). But the former first lady's campaign is accidently sabotaged by her husband, the former President, leading to a major fight between the married couple (Pfeiffer & Gere: I Married Well, Reprise). The black junior senator ends up with the nomination, and accepts the former first lady as his running mate.
But both VPs have ulterior plans. The millionaire is better that the old war hero will die of old age early in his term (Carrey: A Beautiful Tragedy)...while the former first lady is taking things into her own hands. She gives Secret Service details to a member of the KKK (Pfeiffer: A Shot In The Dark).
But the assassination is botched, and the bullet misses...accidentally striking the former President instead. The former First Couple realize in their final moments together that they really did love each other (Pfeiffer & Gere: I Married Well, Reprise).
Finally, it's time for the election. A huge song and dance number involves the entire cast and thousands of extras (Cast: Election Night).
Meanwhile though, the current President is alone on his final night in the White House, secretly wishing there were some way to stay past eight years (Eckhart: An Easy Job, But Someone Has To Do It, Reprise).
But when the votes are counted, there is a shocking surprise. There ARE no votes to count. Everyone was so excited and wrapped up in the singing and dancing, everyone forgot to vote.
The unprecedented case goes before the supreme court...with the populist trial lawyer defending the Democrats and the scandalous former prosecutor and mayor defending the Republicans (Damon & Reilley: I Object!) But the Supreme Court rules that, since nobody bothered to vote, they must be okay with how things are going after all.
So the Court decides that, in spite of the Constitutional Amendment forbidding it, the current President gets to serve an additional four years after all.
(Cast: Only In America, Reprise)

Stark’s Comment: Froats returns to musical after ‘Carousel’. This time looking for comedy. Probably, the most starry CMP’s cast ever. And a wonderfully funny screenplay. Personally, I am convinced this is going to work. In fact, CMP has approved a really high marketing budget for a musical. What a week… three BIG releases this time. My fingers are so crossed that hurt.
MOVIES IN DEVELOPMENT
VELCRO: Frances McDormand (‘Cursed Neverland’, ‘Man In The Mirror’) is playing Kate Hudson’s mother, an ex hippy now fighting for her daughter and granddaughter, played by Chloe Moretz. Josh Collins has finally decided not directing his pitch. He has preferred to hire Allison Anders to do it. Probably, a woman directing will be a good choice for this very feminine story.THE DARK TOWER: THE GUNSLINGER: Decision taken. Russell Crowe abandons his latest villain roles to play the main character of this mixture between fantasy and western. Another GMA Winner, Sharon Stone, returns to CMP after ‘The Towering Inferno’ to play his love interest.
THE MISADVENTURES OF HARRY FLASHMAN: Sean Connery is returning to
CMP after quite some time (his last work for CMP was ‘Dungeons & Dragons: The Shattered Orb’) to play Flashman’s father. Other names attached to this production are Arnold Vosloo (‘Hitman: Pain of Destiny’) and the CMP’s debutante Kerry Condon, who’ll be Flashman’s young wife.CAPTAIN PLANET: At last, green light for this Ben Tyler’s satiric vision of the ecological superhero Captain Planet. After becoming a rock star past Season in ‘The Metal’, now Owen Wilson becomes the hero with the green face as Will Farrell finally decided not playing the character (‘I just realized that Owen was much better than me for the character’, has said Ferrell). The movie will be the first directional experience for Ben Tyler.
DARKMAN: RESURRECTION: Mark Whalberg has never worked for CMP. But this absence will be fixed soon. Whalberg debuts in CMP playing a private detective that helps Michelle Trachtenberg to fight against both Darkman and his best pupil, Heather Graham. Taylor Dooley (‘Welcome to Summer Camp’) will also be seen in this awaited release.ATLANTIS: Another big production coming up, this one from Matt Kubrick. Steven Spielberg returns behind the cameras in CMP. He had produced but not directed any movie for the Studio since ‘Star Wars: New Order’. Finally, George Lucas won’t be producing this one, as he is not available: he is going to produce another pitch coming up soon. Spielberg, who will also produce the movie, has chosen his main star for this fantasy adventure about the destruction of the legendary Atlantis: Hayden Christensen, who already starred this Season the love story ‘Together Apart’.

THE SEX MONSTER: This is getting even worse… Imagine: a dark wild comedy about a mature woman hooked on sex… and directed by John Waters. Anything can be expected. The brave actress who has accepted such a challenge? Kim Basinger, not seen in CMP since Season 1, when she starred the film noir ‘Dead Man’s Song’.
LYRA: More names for this comedy with a light drama touch from Collins: Woody Harrelson, seen in the two Cell Mates’ episodes, and Alexander Gould, seen past Season in ‘If Tomorrow Never Comes’.
DAISY LANE: More returns to CMP of talents not seen around for a long time. Pierce Brosnan, absent since the end of the Uncommon Valour saga, returns to work for the Studio. Also, making her debut in CMP, Emma Thompson will finally appear in a Studio’s release.BLACK GUYS: ‘Mr. Sci-fi’ Steve Connors presents his first pitch in Season 8. A fantasy comedy about two white guys that suddenly turn black and have to learn how is like to live with a different skin colour. Chris Rock (‘An American Stroll’) has accepted to be one of the ex-white black guys.

BLU-RAY RELEASE… ‘HOME: THE HI DEF EXPERIENCE’
‘Home’, a war drama, was written and directed by Matt Kubrick and produced by Oliver Stone in CMP’s Season 3. It can be considered as a rarity from Kubrick, an author mainly focused on horror flicks and comic based stories. For once, Kubrick bet for a classic concept with this drama about a marine unit trapped in an ambush near Bagdad. The movie made a box office of 67 millions and got 5 GMA Nominations. Robert Downey Jr. won the GMA for Best Supporting Actor. The allstars cast included Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., Hillary Swank, Forest Whitaker, Ed Harris, James Gandolfini, Julianne Moore and Matthew McGouneghy.
Here is a special edition of the movie under the supervision of Matt Kubrick with the following contents:
- A brand new hi definition transfer with 20 minutes added back into the film.
- Audio commentary with Matt Kubrick, Oliver Stone, Matt Damon, Hillary Swank and Robert Downey Jr.
- ‘2 WEEKS AT BOOT CAMP’: documentary with the cast. Watch everything they went through to get into their roles.
- ‘Making Of’ including interviews with the director, producer and cast and blooper reel.

BEN TYLER AND ‘MONOLITH’
After the recent release of ‘Monolith’, we have found in ‘Time’ magazine an interesting interview where Ben Tyler offers some interesting thoughts about Sci-fi. Due to its interest, we have decided to reproduce them here… with the permission of ‘Time’:
“I actually think that, at its best, science fiction can be just as intellectually stimulating - and often more so - than works of a more "traditional" genre. In fact, a lot of my artistic inspiration comes from the realm of science fiction - Harlan Ellison, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, and the like all helped to shape my view of storytelling.
The key is verisimilitude - making your audience BELIEVE what they're seeing (or reading). When I first read Dune as a wide-eyed, twelve-year-old bookworm, I remember being totally enthralled at the way Frank Herbert was able to portray a feudal interstellar society more than 10,000 years distant from the present, shaped by events that no one could have predicted, in a way that felt logical and real in spite of how fantastic and alien it was. And the notion of verisimilitude has stuck with me ever since. It doesn't matter if your story is about an overweight businessman in 1980's Manhattan or an eight-foot tall genetically-engineered ninja pirate space lawyer with the power to turn his own snot into gold, as long as the audience buys it and finds it engaging (and/or funny). Verisimilitude is the bridge between the narrative as it is presented by the artist and the story as it is experienced by the audience.
The best science fiction has this quality in bucketloads. It doesn't matter if it's hard sci-fi (like 2001) or soft sci-fi (like Star Wars), if it's good, you believe it. It sucks you into its little world full of characters, gadgets, robots, aliens, or whatever - so that you can visualize it in your mind in a way that makes sense and feels like it could be real.
My point is that for any work of fiction to have verisimilitude, it needs to be intelligently written (yes, even those popcorn action flicks). Some movies require different kinds of intelligence and cleverness to pull off successfully, but the basic principle remains the same. In short, what I'm trying to say is that ALL good sci-fi films are intelligent.”
A LOOK AT… PATRICK STEWART
Who is the most active talent in CMP? Johnny Depp? Keira Knightley? Scarlet Johansson? Bruce Willis? No! No other than Patrick Stewart. Joey Stark, Marcus Trax, John Daws, David Makalaster, Ben Tyler, Matt Kubrick… all of them have wanted him in their pitches one time or another. With this week’s release of ‘Lobo’, Stewart becomes the first talent to reach his tenth work for the Studio. And not only that: he is also one of the most profitable stars. He has worked in one ‘200’, three ‘100’, and three ‘90’ and none of his ten movies have had net losses. He more than deserves this week’s tribute. Let’s take a look at his CMP’s filmography:
CORSAIRS (Martin Campbell, B.O.: 169 mill.): First villain for Stewart. He was perfect to play an ambitious british Governor obsessed with capturing Antonio Banderas.HITMAN: THE MYTH OF JOHN JACKSON (Tony Scott, B.O.: 99 mill.): Stewart plays one of the main characters of John Daws’ saga: Father Michaels. The mentor and the father he never had for Colin Farrel. It was the beginning of a legend.
STAR WARS: NEW ORDER (Steven Spielberg, B.O.: 229 mill.): Trax begun the new trilogy of the most popular franchise ever and Stewart joined the project playing one of its main characters: the Jedi Master Borel Vass. A megahit and Best Picture GMA.
HITMAN: TWO WAYS TO DIE (Tony Scott, B.O.: 125 mill.): Jumping from one saga to another. Again, Stewart / Father Michaels is there to take back Farrel / Hitman to work (including shooting his love, Keira, in a compassionate action).
HITMAN: THICKER BLOOD (Tony Scott, B.O.: 93 mill.): Too much action to resist. Father Michaels’s heart finally failed. Only Farrel and Kate Beckinsale were at his burial. A heart breaking moment.
STAR WARS: MYSTERIES OF THE SITH (Lawrence Kasdan, B.O.: 173 mill.): Back to success. Things were looking bad while Catherine Z. Jones started to flirt with the dark side. Stewart / Borel Vass had to call his forces for retreat as the evil Darth Valis (Daniel Craig) was decided to extinguish all the Jedi.
STAR WARS: BALANCE OF THE FORCE (Lawrence Kasdan, B.O.: 91 mill.): While box office started to turn his back to the franchise, Stewart / Borel Vass passed away to join the traditional reunion of ghostly images that ends up each Star Wars’ trilogy.
THE HOLDERS (Ridley Scott, B.O.: 23 mill.): This time, we only heard Stewart’s voice as the Holder of Knowledge. His lower box office ever, but still avoiding net losses.
HITMAN: PAIN OF DESTINY (Tony Scott, B.O.: 64 mill.): Signs of exhaustion for this franchise too. Anyway, Stewart / Father Michaels resurrects in this prequel where he looked as always although he was seven years younger. And he got his first GMA nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
LOBO (Robert Rodriguez, awaiting release): Stewart returns to the villains’ side. And playing a freaky one: the leader of the evil organization L.E.G.I.O.N. Is Stewart joining here another saga after Star Wars and Hitman? Only time (and box office) will tell.

TALK OF THE TOWN
Now that 'Indy IV' has hit the screens, Joey Stark is considering again resurrecting the idea of making a sequel of 'Dr. Jones and the Sword of Faith', the CMP's movie based on the adventures of Henry Jones I, Indy's father, played by Sean Connery in 'The Last Crusade' and by Ewan McGregor in the CMP's production. Joey Stark has publicly admitted that he already has the premise he would work on. 'After watching the new Indy I just thought: why not?', he has said. Ewan McGregor has also admitted that he would be more than happy playing again Indy's father in his younger years. The only problem is that Steven Spielberg, director and producer of the first movie, has stated more than once that he's not interested in a sequel. 'I cannot imagine making this movie without him', has said Joey Stark.After the success of 'Faction 12', it seems like Nicholas Cage has found a new project to get involved in. This time, he might work with screenwriter Steve Connors in an action feature about a Special Unit fighting against hackers and cyberterrorists. 'Netchasers' is the title of the project and Cage would play a computing engineer leading that specialized group. This new production will be probably released during Season 8.
Tired of waiting. Peter Jackson, director and producer of the two 'Dungeons and Dragons' episodes, is looking for a new project to develop for CMP. He's been waiting for the third episode of the fantastic saga to be greenlighted before getting involved in any other pitch. But, as Marcus Trax has not sent to CMP the screenplay for that third episode yet, Jackson has decided to look for something else. Right now, it is not sure if DnD3 will be finally released next Season as it was announced. Jackson is still interested in that sequel, but he has said he won't keep waiting without considering other options first.
Spin offs for 'The Avengers'? This one comes from internal and anonymous CMP's sources and the
Studio's Press Office has refused to confirm it. But it is said that Harry Stark has big plans for this new franchise. Next Season, a sequel will be developed. And, after that, Stark could be planning the development of different pitches based on the characters of the saga. If this is true, we could be watching movies exclusively based on Hawkeye, Valkyrie, Thor... or even maybe Iron Man.The search for He-Man has begun. After we published last week that Viggo Mortensen was not interested anymore in playing the character, CMP and John Daws have started looking for somebody else to do it. The first name that sounded in CMP's offices was Orlando Bloom. But Harry Stark has rejected him. First, because he is committed to another CMP's franchise, 'The Avengers'. And second, cause it is hard to imagine Bloom as fit and muscled as the character demands.
Change of plans. Harry Stark had planned to release the new Wild Cards' spin off, 'Chrysalis', during Season 8. But next Season might be 'too full' of Wild Cards' movies, as it is also planned to release a sequel of 'Yeoman' and the fourth episode of the mainstream story, so Stark has decided to already begin the preproduction of 'Chrysalis' in order to release it this current Season. It will be the first Wild Cards' movie not written by Matt Kubrick but by Joey Stark. CMP has announced that a new bunch of characters will be introduced in this episode looking to spread the franchise universe together with the return of some already known ones.Director Sidney Pollack passed away this week. Pollack, one of the last 'classics', had worked twice for CMP. He produced and directed the awarded and critically acclaimed 'Deadly Sins' in CMP's first Season. His second work was also applauded by critics and got a nice box office's result. It was 'Warland', starred by Julia Roberts, Mel Gibson and Edward Burns.
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